he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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