on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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