We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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