just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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