carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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