the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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