He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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