That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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