The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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