i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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