why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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