im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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