Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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