I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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