wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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