i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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