worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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