sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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