then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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