Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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