Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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