what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We have started to decorate penises.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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