Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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