Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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