How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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