it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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