'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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