Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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