What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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