Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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