He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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