Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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