I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My pussy is not your playground.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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