She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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