I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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