The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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