going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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