id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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