dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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