Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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