i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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