Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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