I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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