Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You made out with two different species that night
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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