You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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