You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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