Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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