Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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