I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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