one might say we're banned from that church
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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