even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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